Screamin' seafaring tale wins bad writing contestA shambling sentence about screaming seafarers on the sturdy whaler Ellie May stood shoulders above the rest in an annual bad writing contest. David McKenzie, 55, of Federal Way, Wash., won the grand prize in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this:
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July 4, 2009, 6:13 pm | The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!
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